Back in June, Auto-Blow sex toys announced their competition to find the world's most beautiful vagina. Women submitted photos of their vaginas so the webs could vote for and rank them. The three winners of the competition were promised thousands of dollars in cash and the opportunity to have a mold made of their vulvas so that men could masturbate into them. Elite Daily followed Brian Sloan, self-described "pretty nice person" and creator of the Auto-Blow, as he traveled to Europe to meet the winners of the contest all three of them were European and scan their vaginas to make sex toys. Sloan doesn't see an issue with what he's doing. When asked if he believed the pageant he held was sexist, he responded: "They didn't call it sexist when dildos were made from men's penises. The second- and third-place winners of the contest all blurred to protect their identities explain why they chose to enter into the competition.

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In her Pussy Riot-style head mask and striped socks, the woman with the most lovely vagina on the internet mounts the bed and clutches at the hem of her tunic top, pulling it down to protect the prize-winning goods. The assembled journalists, competition host and the engineer here to witness the 3-D scanning of her private parts nod tacitly. Then the host approaches her.
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Photo courtesy of Hypnox. Here's how tough it is to win the Vagina Beauty Pageant: The woman who made her vagina lip - sync Snoop Dogg's "Ain't No Fun" into a tiny rhinestone microphone didn't even place , and in l ast year 's competition , a woman with two vaginas only came in third place. This year, only three of the 22 competitors walked away with trophies in their hands and prizewinning vaginas between their legs. An event called the Vagina Beauty Pageant isn't trying for subtlety.
Last month, reports emerged that a sex toy manufacturer was launching a worldwide competition to find the world's most beautiful vagina. We have an answer. That's it. It's nothing less, it's nothing more.