If you want me to fuck you, wear red. If you want me to eat you out, wear blue. I forgot what your pussy tastes like. All you have to do is decide if you want them on your wrists or mine. Tell your roommate to find another place to sleep tonight, unless she wants to hear you moaning through the walls until 2AM. And then I want to fuck you up against the bedroom wall. I put mirrors up in the bedroom, because I want to see every side of your beautiful body. Ari has absolutely no interest in visiting the island resort where traumatic memories are repressed.

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By now you should know that the vagina is home to billions of bacteria. The official term for this genital ecosystem is the vaginal microbiome, but I like to think of it as my personal Pussy Posse. Only instead of massaging the ego of Leonardo DiCaprio , the vaginal microbiome prevents bad bacteria from blossoming and taking over your cooch. Seventy percent of vaginas are dominated by one species of Lactobacillus , which produce lactic acid and keep things at a pH level of 4. You know where else Lactobacillus exists? Your gut. Your gut bacteria are often referred to as probiotics. These flora may affect everything—from digestion to allergies to eczema to Alzheimer's—and as the research piles up on the importance of gut bacteria, the marketplace is being flooded with items that will allegedly help regulate your personal intestinal rainforest.
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Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit? A: The best ones squirt when you eat them. Q: Why is a vagina just like the weather? A: When it's wet, it's time to go inside Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. Q: Why do women have vaginas?
Unbalanced pH. Sounds like chemistry class, right? Literally — because when you feel different down there, like with a new odor or more-than-usual discharge, it could be a sign that your vaginal pH is off. A balanced vaginal pH needs to stay in the range of 3. The moment it strays out of balance for too long, bacteria has a chance to thrive and cause discomfort — or UTIs.